Thursday, 18 June 2015

WHAT HAPPENED TO US?

By Anthony Ifeanyi Elikene


WHAT HAPPENED TO US?
We put on suits
Not because it suits us
Stiffed necked we become robots
Full of ourselves like executive idiots

Our women wear clothes
But all we see is skin
Obsession to look like vixens
We lost our natural African queens

Our children live in the “Jet Age
But their stupidity has no Adage
Rudeness and Disrespect means Swagger
But when it comes to Education, They Stammer

Our society was without fence
Securities in homes now look like a military defence
Neighbours could even speak our dialect
Today every alien is a suspect

Our marriage and language had no word like divorce
Marriages are no more between two families now it’s for the purse
Today’s marriage is for convenience
It was between two virgins; now harlotry is called “experience

Our respect culture has been replaced by etiquette
Elderly men give up seats for women “dressed naked
Our Women are no longer reserved but aggressive
Single moms and Independent women are not “marriage adhesive

What happened to the world?
What happened to Africa?
What happened to Nigeria?
What happened to Us?



Thursday, 11 June 2015

Traffic and Lagos: A Perfect Couple?



Lagos city, a highly populated Southern State in Nigeria has made a name over the years for all the wrong reasons one can think of. 

When the immediate past Government in Lagos came on board with so much vigor to deliver what is now popularly termed the "benefits of democracy, many Lagosians wholeheartedly embraced the Governor Babafemi Raji Fashola's reign.
But in spite of the Governors towering achievements more infrastructural development is still in dire need as the residents of arguably Nigeria's economic capital still await a "messiah".
Take the roads for instance which is the basis for this write-up; people leave home for work each day as early as 5am only to report late.
The stress continues at close of work by 5pm to get home between 9pm to 11pm and the life sucking cycle goes on every day.
The catalysts to the painful long vehicular queue are: bad roads, inadequate roads, lack of alternative transportation platforms like railway and seaway which would have made a lot of sense being that Lagos is an Island surrounded by water.
So every day people go through this life-shortening experience because the Government they elected to provide amenities that would ease life are either too short-sighted to see opportunities to serve or they just blatantly elect to ignore and focus on other "lucrative" aspects of governance. 

Ikeja and the Island are major torture centers for Nigerians who dare to work for a living rather than stay home.
World report has it that the life-expectancy age of Nigerians is falling drastically and people do not know that they are dying gradually but steadily.
Husbands get home and can't mate with wife or wives as they have been exhausted; children hardly get quality time with fathers or working Mothers. Yes, you get the point, it is destroying family life.
Health is also another side effect of bad or inadequate or lack of alternative for road transport as people spend more time in a gas fumed traffic that raises the risk of lung cancer and other related ailments even without lighting a stick of cigarette.
At this stage maybe one should put the Logic & philosophy 101 course in the University to test: "if Government is supposed to provide infrastructure to reduce life’s stress and non provision of those infrastructure leads to death, so therefore, since Government has not provided these infrastructure then Government is killing people".
This scenario reminds one of the popular African saying "you can't be surrounded by water and still wash hands with saliva”. Lagos is surrounded by water but are we not washing our hands with saliva and pea?