I checked
the dictionary for the definition of brainwash, not satisfied I came up with
mine -
Brainwashing
is when you don’t let your child watch “Fadeyi-Oloro” but buy them “Harry
Potter”, “Merlin” and “Legend of the Seeker”
Brainwashing
is when you glue yourself to the TV to get the latest designs from Kim Kadeshia
before buying or sewing a fabric to cover your body
Brainwashing
is when you don’t buy made in Nigeria goods until it is taken abroad for
repackaging
Brainwashing
is when you call yourself a tourist and visit villages all over the world but
you never go home to your village
Brainwashing
is when you criticise Arugungun Fishing Festival and New Yam Festival but hail
and participate in Halloween and Notting Hill Festival
Brainwashing
is when your parents named you Ngozi meaning Blessing and you change it to
Linda meaning snake
Brainwashing
is when God created you black but you bleach your skin to be white
Brainwashing
is when you think a beauty cream made from cocoa nut oil is better than the
natural cocoa nut oil and spend #80,000 for a cup
Are you
still original or have you been brainwashed?
-
- - Anthony
Elikene
